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Author Name: r | Source: pinoyliterotica.com

Pinakita sa akin ng cousin ko yung book niya na Kokology by Tadahiko Nagao and Isamu Saito. i don’t know if you already know this one. Pero nakakatuwa sya.

You need to answer the questions truthfully. Kayo lang naman makakapagdecide kung yun ba talaga ang sagot na gusto niyo. And kung gusto niyong maging accurate ang result ng quiz na ito, kung ano ang unang pumasok sa isip niyo yun dapat ang sagot niyo.

Kung gusto niyo iccomment niyo na din yung sagot niyo.

I. The Roller Coaster Ride…

Even for people with normally happy lives, there come times when the everyday seems just a little boring and, well, everyday. Although it’s certainly nice to be able to know that tomorrow will be a good day, too much predictability can leave you uninspired. But we know a way to escape that daily routine, if only for a short while. The answer lies in seeking out stimulation and the occasional thrill. This is the secret to being able to appreciate the vale of even our everyday lives.

How do we bring thrills into our lives? Watching movies, traveling, and playing sports and games of chance. Or maybe a trip to an amusement park, a world where thrills mingle with fantasies. Let’s take a trip back to that realm of childhood excitement and fun.

1. You enter the park gate, the roller coaster looms before you with a line of people waiting their turn. How long do you have to wait in line before getting to ride?

2. Your turn finally comes and now you’re racing and plunging around the course. What kinds of feelings does the speed bring out in you?

3. At the most exciting point in the course, the roller coaster dives into a pool of water and you’re drenched by the spray. What do you shout or scream at this instant?

4. Next you decide to try the merry-go-round. But during your ride, for some reason the horse you’re riding breaks down and stops moving. What do you say to the horse?

5. Your ride on the roller coaster was exciting, but it wasn’t all that it could have been. If you were going to design the perfect roller coaster, what would the course look like?

Answers na po ito. Kung di niyo pa tapos, wag niyo po munang tingnan.. :D

Did you have a good time in the park? In psychological terms, rhythmical up-and-down motions represent sexual excitement. So your responses to the five questions actually show your attitudes toward sex.

1. The time you spend waiting in line reveals how much time you spend, orwould like our partner to spend, on foreplay. Did you have to stand in line for hours before the main event, or did you just jump aboard without waiting?

2. Your feelings during the roller-coaster ride reveal how you feel while making love. Did you think, “This is the best ride I’ve ever been on!” or was your reaction closer to, “Get me off this thing! I think I’m gonna throw up!”

3. In Jungian symbolism, water represents the source of life. Your words at the moment the roller coaster splashed into the pool show what you might say at the moment of sexual climax.

4. The horse, in psychosexual terms, is a symbol of the masculine principle. Your words to your broken-down steed reflect what you might say to yourself or to your partner in situations where the man failed to rise to the occasion.

“It’s all right, don’t worry about it. It’s only a ride.” You have a truly gentle and forgiving nature.

“Come on you stupid animal, giddyap!” Yikes!

5. Your plan for the ideal roller-coaster course shows your vision of the perfect sex life. The ups and downs of a roller-coaster ride are an exact metaphor for the thrills and lulls of lovemaking. Was it a long, slow ascent followed by a terrifying plunge? A series of acrobatic loop-the-loop and 360-degree rolls? Or maybe you drew a course where you spend the whole ride turned upside down and backward?

Next quiz..

II. Stolen Berries

Everyone likes a nice person and most of us try to be good in our own lives. Why is it, then that there are so few people in the world who are good all the time? As hard as you may try, there are always those rotten days of moments and weakness where it just feels better to be bad. Whether that takes the form of driving too fast on the highway, cheating on a test, or “liberating” a box of pens from the office, we’ve all done things we can’t be proud of or justify. The key to becoming a truly good person is in accpeting the bad parts of your own personality and admitting that you’re not perfect, not in trying to act like a saint while the devil on your shoulder whispers in your ear. We all succumb to temptation sometimes. But in the next scenario you might just get caught…

1. On a stroll through the countryside, you come across a field of delicious-looking strawberries. Your stomach starts to rumble, and there’s no one else around. Only a fence stands between you and a free lunch. How high is that fence?

2. You sneak into the garden and begin to help yourself to the fruit. How many berries did you eat?

3. Suddenly the farmer whose berries you’re stealing appears out of nowhere and starts yelling at you. What do you say in your own defense?

4. After all is said and done, how did the berries taste? And looking back, how did you feel after your berry-stealing adventure was over?

Answers na po ito. :D

1. The height of the fence you imagined around the field is a measure of your own level of self-control and resistance to sexual temptation.The higher the fence, the greater your own defenses. People who imagined a total enclosure exercise admirable restraint. Those of you who said it was only a string tied around some be at about knee height run a higher than average risk of getting burned by the flames of love.

2. The number of berries you said you would steal is the number of people you can believe yourself in love (or lust) with at any given time. If you said you’d quit after eating just one, you’re likely to be faithful in your own love life as well (or at least a devoted serial monogamist). Those of you who got onto double digits may need to think seriously about applying the brakes to your libido. Nobody can keep that pace up forever.

3. The excuses you made to the farmer represent the way you’d defend yourself if you got caught having an affair. What was your excuse?

“I’m so sorry. I promise I’ll never do it again” Sometimes a full confession and a promise to behave is the best way to get yourself off the hook.

“They looked so good, I just couldn’t help myself” Well actually you did help yourself – to somebody else’s berries. But honesty is the best policy. After all, it worked for George Washington, didn’t it? If you keep it up, maybe someday you could be president too.

“Hey those berries were great! Do you have if I have a couple more?” Farmers have shotguns. Spouses have lawyers. Fortunately you still have a chance to reconsider your choice of words.

4. The way you described the experience and the taste of the berries gives an indication of how you imagine yourself feeling when looking back on a past affair.

“Actually, they didn’t taste good as they looked. The whole thing wasn’t even worth the effort” All too true for most affairs. Chalk it up to experience and put it behind you.

“So sweet! So juicy and delicious! I’ve never tasted anything like it!” Uh, let’s just say you’re addicted to love.

“The berries were nothing special, but all in all it kind of fun” Statistically speaking, you’re in the high-risk group for repeat offenders.

Eto mga sagot ko.

Roller Coaster Ride

1. 30 mins

2. Nervous, excited, scared

3. Sh*t

4. Bwis*t. Kakainis naman.

5. Uhm. Nakadrawing kasi yung sa akin. Pero kung idedescribe ko. Medyo, wala namang kakaiba, konti lang ang loops. :P

Stolen Berries

1. Hanggang bewang ko lang

2. 25 (dami.)

3. “Sorry po, ang sarap e.”

4. Satisfied. :) )

So, tumama ba sa inyo?