Bisayarotika (Taglish Version)

Author Name: chicgirl | Source: pinoyliterotica.com

Iyot, Jerjer, Torjak, Kantot, Sex, Fuck ~  these are the different terms that are related to Sexual Intercourse. (Sa Bisaya, sex is called iyot, jerjer or torjak.) Minsan, kapag ito na ang nagiging topic sa kwentohan, naninindig na mga balahibo. It doesn’t mean that we’re afraid of it, but it’s very interesting lang to hear it. For some, once they hear the local terms, such as iyot or kantot, nagtatawanan na agad (most especially the term iyot)…and also kapag yung private parts na ung pinag-uusapan at ginagamit ung local terms din, like bilat or bisong (Bisaya for vagina), puke, otin (Bisaya for penis), etc…grabe na ung kantyawan. Parang kinikiliti ka sa kakatawa. But if we use the english terms such as vagina or penis, we tend to become serious coz it sounds so scientific. Then we remember our anatomy classes or Health Educ/Sex Educ classes. Why kaya?

For me, matagal na akong interested sa term na SEX. When I was in elementary school, I always think about it, especially when I read the Hustler and Playboy magazines of my father. Since I accidentally discover the mags, I kept on reading it (in secret). And because I like to draw human figures at caricatures, I tend to draw those that I saw/read. To the point that my mother caught me drawing naked pictures,  she really gave me a good spanking because it was bastos daw (PS. tinapon nya rin ung drawings ko, huhuhu…). Tumawa nalang ako kasi wala akong magawa kasi gustong-gusto ko talaga mag-think about sex.

Nung elementary hanggang highschool ako, I was made to study at a Catholic exclusive for girl’s school. I think I became a tomboy there since lahat ng classmates ko puro babae and walang boys, except for the bus driver, security guards, janitors and gardeners, and of course, the priests and seminarians. That is why I didn’t wonder as to why I have a tendency to be bisexual. Yes, I do, and one of these days, e-share ko sa inyo ung sexperience ko with a girl. (PS. married na siya!). It’s so delicious to read (sex stories) coz it makes you easily wet and then you’ll be enticed to make love with your husband, wife or partner (bf/gf/fubu). Hmmmmmmm….Even while writing this opening note ko with pinoyliterotika, wet na wet na ako down there from thinking about you-know-na…LoL!!