THE MOST VENOMOUS SNAKE IN THE WORLD
NAME : Expecteria Trouserius (Trouser Snake)
LOCATION : Throughout the world
DESCRIPTION : Varying from pink to black. Fang-less with a highly
venomous spit. Size varies from 3 to 12 inches, depending on its
mood & sub-species.
SYMPTOMS : This snake attacks mainly women in the lower front
abdomen, resulting in an inconspicuous bump. Then a severe
swelling followed by excruciating pain after nine months. The
attack is not usually fatal. It has been known to attack men in
the rear lower abdomen, resulting in an incurable disease and consequent
death.
HABITAT : Usually found in bedrooms, but has been known to appear
in the most unusual places.
ANTIDOTE : Various types of vaccine available for women. However,
once the venom is injected into the body only drastic measures will
ensure complete recovery. There is no known antidote for men.
WHAT TO DO WHEN ATTACKED
TORNIQUET : Do not apply a tourniquet as the venom is too deep in the body to be affected.
CUTTING THE WOUND : This would be completely unnecessary and
ineffective as the bleeding will stop after a few weeks anyhow.
SUCKING THE WOUND : This method is the most popular with the
victim, but so far has not been reported to have led to any
success.
MILKING THE SNAKE :
1. Place four fingers of the right hand around the neck of the
reptile, with the thumb in the front.
2. Grip firmly and move the hand in an upwards and downwards
motion.
3.This will result in the snake becoming highly aggressive and
start spitting.
4.The time taken for this milking process depends entirely on the
milker and the last time the snake attacked.
5. Once milked the snake should be harmless for about 20 minutes.
CONCLUSION
This snake, although it is very aggressive and active, is not
necessarily a vermin, and treated with the right respect, makes a
wonderful pet.